Pre-orders close November 20, 2026 — Once this drop ends, this edition is gone forever.
Fear the Ambush
Hand-drawn. Screen-printed in Portland.
V2 drop pre-orders Close on November 15, 2026.
Sell 2,000 shirts by 11/20/26 to pay back my dad and grow my business.
Two Cuts. One Mission.
My Plan
Payback never looked so good
Be a part of my ambush and get out-fitted with the highest quality t-shirt and apparel from my friends over at Rendered Screenprint & Design.
A closer look
What inspired the design
This was the original sold-out design that's getting some upgrades for this plan. Six colors, heavyweight t-shirt and a women's option.
Matt Thompson
Austin-based designer specializing in hand-drawn logos, typography, and illustration. No AI. No templates. Every line drawn by hand for brands that want to stand out.
Rendered Screen Print & Design
Portland's go-to for creative brands who care about quality. Rendered uses premium inks that won't crack, fade, or peel.
- ✓ Actual screen printing (not DTG or vinyl)
- ✓ Premium water-based (eco-friendly) inks that breathe
- ✓ Vibrant colors that stay vibrant
- ✓ Printed in Portland, OR — not overseas
Questions
When will my shirt ship?
Pre-orders close November 15. Shirts are printed in batches of 100. Shirts ship within 3-4 weeks.
What makes these shirts different?
High-quality screen printing by Rendered in Portland. Premium water-based Japanese inks that breathe and won't crack. Original art by Matt Thompson — no AI, no clip art, no templates.
Is this really limited edition?
Yes. Once pre-orders close, this six-color design is retired. We're not restocking.
What's the fit?
Men's: 6oz heavyweight, cropped to waist, slightly oversized sleeves. Women's: Relaxed boxy silhouette, slightly cropped. Check the size guide on each product.
Returns?
Refunds can be processed within 30 days as long as the garment is returned with no damage. Returns are processed as store credit. Please check the size guide carefully.



